my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”
Where can I be a caddie
hes totally checkin out her ass
See the World: Van Gogh Up Close
This is the first snow in Egypt for 112 years. This angle of the Sphinx shows the anomalous weather condition even more.
Baby ducks, apparently imprinted on the wrong mama. Luckily, she’s okay with it.
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those